Thread: Who would you shave?

Ok you get a timemachine and a free pass from your wife...

I pick Ann Jillian, Lauren Bacall, and Emma Caulfield.

Robin Williams! It would be like mowing the lawn! Just straight up and down the back and arms. Sometimes, I wish my face was a little bigger, you know, more shaving area. I'd just keep that coke wired baboon in my closet, bringing him out when I needed to test a new razor, or just felt like I needed to shave something.

this is nuts

Anyway, if we are talking straights I don't think I am qualified to shave anybody, have no interest on trying this on a lady, and even less so on a guy.

I did have a friend, who was complaining of his lady not shaving her underarms - but I can't imagine how shaving this would be appealing to anybody.

Now, we can probably turn your question around - who would you like to give you a straight shave (you might need a free pass from your wife for this too )

Originally Posted by izlat

Who would you like to give you a straight shave?

Why does this question bring to mind a frightened turtle?

Sometimes they don't shave their underarms for medical reasons. Problems with ingrown hairs and boils forming. I helped a friend who had that issue bu having her just use the trimmer of an electric shaver. It keeps the hair down to a stubble instead of a bush without creating dermatological issues.

As for a person I'd REALLY like to shave... Since you gentlemen don't frequent this Spanish club full of lovely South American talent, I'll have to go with Maria Sharapova.

Ilija,

I don't know about talent but South American girls are hot! Being close to Miami and visiting once in a while I know what I'm talking about...

My wife thinks they look good too, but despite being fairly liberal she does not like it much when I look at a particular latina (or any other girl, for that matter) and *really* like her. We have the uderstanding that it's perfectly normal to see someone and like him / her - the thing is where you go from there (obviously: nowhere, or trouble ensues). She has this thing - often (not always) can tell if I like a girl and even more often can tell if a girl likes me... This gets me into hot water, because if my wife knows a girl likes me and I behave normal / friendly with the girl, my wife thinks I know the girl likes me and am flirting. Recipe for disaster...

I have no desire to shave anyone except myself. Sorry but that doesn't float my boat

Ivo, when I said "talent" I meant girls. Whenever I go to that club I fall in love like 50 times lol. Ironically I was into blondes when I was younger, all the way up to the age of 22-23.
When I was 18-20 I was practically married to this little brunette (dating for 2.5yrs). Whenever we came across a good looking blonde, even if I didn't look, she'd still give me the dagger-eyes.

Outside fantasy worlds, I often shave my wifes legs with a straight. She seems to have graduated from a cartridge to an older DE, so she uses some of my brushes and creams At least she always asks what she's allowed to use first, since some of the brushes and creams might be in a test phase or might not be ready for use, since the brushes I make are all over the house.

Well for my choice I would say Lauren Bacall, but Emma Caulfield was looking very smoking hot. But, i really have a thing for brunettes even though my girlfriend of 5 years is a somewhat dirty-blonde hair colour lol