Let's just cut to the quick here: everything that's dangerous to the point of being able to cause death, regardless of how far in the future from its use, must be outlawed. Gotta keep the folks safe, doncha know.

I sure am going to miss those hamburgers and all the other stuff. At least I won't have to clean my gutters - no more ladders. Oh, and don't worry about the bygone steak because the steak knife will be bygone too, and the fork as well. Life's going to get a lot simpler when we start eating grass on our hands and knees.