Thread: Profound Thoughts

Profound Thought #1- Choosing a Wife:

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gave each woman a present of $5000 and waited to see what would happen, hoping that what they did with the money would help him make his choice.

The first woman does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon and gets her hair done, makeup, manicure, the whole package. She then goes out and buys some high dollar clothes and shoes. Of course, she tells the man that she has done all this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man is impressed.

The second woman goes shopping too but she buys man gifts. Several humidors full of expensive cigars, a new set of golf clubs, a Weatherby rifle, and of course several custom straight razors. She then presents these gifts to the man telling him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third woman invests the money in the stock market and somehow manages to triple her money. She gives the man back his initial $5000 investment and re-invests the remaining money in a joint account. She explains to the man that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. And after careful consideration married the one he thought had the nicest rack.

Profound Thought #2- On a Similar Note:
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and massive 4 hour erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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Funny, and very true...