Just read something that jogged my memory and since I assume there are no female readers I feel comfortable sharing this here (fyi, I am married and have 2 daughters and insulting women or denigrating them is the last thing I intend)

So here it goes, the Gramps of a CTO I met some time ago used to tell him these two things about women:
1. Whores... Whores... Whore.
2. Sometimes the fu$king you get is more than the fu$king you get.

Now, the first one is disgusting. The second, however, might be true in some cases.

Cheers
Ivo