Me and a group of people at work all threw in on a mess of Powerball tickets. The drawing tonight will be for $310 Million. For us this works out to about $16 Million each, if we win. I think I could probably pay off a few bills, buy a nice house and maybe even have a little left over for a nice razor or two with that kind of money. Amongst ourselves we've figured out that on Monday (if we win) we'll collectively give the company 20 seconds notice. As soon as I settle up with the IRS, I'm scoop up the youngins and the grandbabies and we're gonna go open a resort in the Philippines (water front, of course). Yeah that would be something. Realistically though I think Monday will look more like this:

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