Deerhunter, i think you were totally wrong to leave the house with a gun. I mean, look at what happened. You fired a couple of shots and scared the bear off.

Boring.

Think if you didn't have the gun. The story would have been WAY more interesting. You're grand kids would know the story. People would be talking about you all over town. Think of the reaction from the girls! You would have been in the newspapers for wrasslin' a BAR! But no, all you did was scare off a bear. Pfft, you aitn't gonna' get laid for that.

Kids these days...