Quote Originally Posted by Bruno View Post
Yes. You can either have kids, or keep your home clean and tidy.
The 2 don't go together very well.
The tv remote control is now colored an even dark red.
You don't know how lucky you are. The remote to my TV is covered in dried baby vomit, as is the couch. Aren't kids wonderful. It's amazing how much you can love something that will make your house a mess, cause you many sleepless nights, make your wife so tired that she forgets that you exist and cover everything in baby vomit.