Thread: It's happening!

HA !!!!

I kept telling the wife it was coming and there was a reason for all the bullets and that we do to NEED them....

Originally Posted by Theseus

But there is a much slower food source in Florida with all those elderly people.

stoner's don't move fast either!!

Originally Posted by honedright

If only he'd started from the other end.....

He'd be havin' a ball by now

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm born in Florida, happy living here (I think?), but not sure if I'm proud of her though.
We seem to have all the child killers, white trash that can't make it anywhere else, drug smugglers, professional teams of thieves that arrive at our airports everyday, Rambo wannabees, amatuer cosmetic surgeons who inject Fix-A-Flat in your ass, teachers having sex with their students,the Nation's capital for illegal pill mills (aka Hillbilly Crack), hell,,, we have to have laws passed in each county making Beastiality illegal, damn $4.00 a gallon gasoline three weeks ago (This one really pi$$es me off).
When we were kids we used to have to watch for the alligators when we went into the Everglades for a weekend; not anymore, the pythons have overrun the park and ate most of the alligators.

Now if this is not enough, we have become Ground Zero for the Zombies.

Originally Posted by Hirlau

I'm born in Florida, happy living here (I think?), but not sure if I'm proud of her though.
We seem to have all the child killers, white trash that can't make it anywhere else, drug smugglers, professional teams of thieves that arrive at our airports everyday, Rambo wannabees, amatuer cosmetic surgeons who inject Fix-A-Flat in your ass, teachers having sex with their students,the Nation's capital for illegal pill mills (aka Hillbilly Crack), hell,,, we have to have laws passed in each county making Beastiality illegal, damn $4.00 a gallon gasoline three weeks ago (This one really pi$$es me off).
When we were kids we used to have to watch for the alligators when we went into the Everglades for a weekend; not anymore, the pythons have overrun the park and ate most of the alligators.

Now if this is not enough, we have become Ground Zero for the Zombies.

Maybe these lads could help!

Originally Posted by Hirlau

I'm born in Florida, happy living here (I think?), but not sure if I'm proud of her though.
We seem to have all the child killers, white trash that can't make it anywhere else, drug smugglers, professional teams of thieves that arrive at our airports everyday, Rambo wannabees, amatuer cosmetic surgeons who inject Fix-A-Flat in your ass, teachers having sex with their students,the Nation's capital for illegal pill mills (aka Hillbilly Crack), hell,,, we have to have laws passed in each county making Beastiality illegal, damn $4.00 a gallon gasoline three weeks ago (This one really pi$$es me off).
When we were kids we used to have to watch for the alligators when we went into the Everglades for a weekend; not anymore, the pythons have overrun the park and ate most of the alligators.

Now if this is not enough, we have become Ground Zero for the Zombies.

Although Miami has typically been pretty crazy over the years, I would have bet that Polk county would have been ground zero for the zombie apocalypse.

Originally Posted by Str8Shooter

stoner's don't move fast either!!

I'd bet stoners taste funny.

If the zombies come to California we just put up signs directing them to Sacramento for "All you can eat brains buffet." Once the zombies arrive they'll either starve or turn upon themselves. Problem solved.

P.S. - Happy Memorial Day in honor of all those warriors and zombie fighters who have made the ultimate sacrifice to serve and protect ~ Thank you

Aw take it easy fellas. Obviously the dude was part Chimpanzee. That's what they do when they attack. The face is the first to go followed by...well....

Naked face-eating man shot dead by police | News.com.au


It looks like the zombie apocolyps has started.