I'm born in Florida, happy living here (I think?), but not sure if I'm proud of her though.
We seem to have all the child killers, white trash that can't make it anywhere else, drug smugglers, professional teams of thieves that arrive at our airports everyday, Rambo wannabees, amatuer cosmetic surgeons who inject Fix-A-Flat in your ass, teachers having sex with their students,the Nation's capital for illegal pill mills (aka Hillbilly Crack), hell,,, we have to have laws passed in each county making Beastiality illegal, damn $4.00 a gallon gasoline three weeks ago (This one really pi$$es me off).
When we were kids we used to have to watch for the alligators when we went into the Everglades for a weekend; not anymore, the pythons have overrun the park and ate most of the alligators.

Now if this is not enough, we have become Ground Zero for the Zombies.