A renaissance fair? That's great. Before I came here I was trying to find one of these back in Sydney. Did you joust or anything?
I did not joust. I did however fence, drink a lot of Guiness, I ate a couple of Scotch Eggs, and patted a few wenches on the bottom. Actually it was only one wench, and that was my wife. Any others would have earned me a good ole face slap!