Thread: How Hot is it in Hell?

Originally Posted by gugi

Well, I am surprised that you all are so unemdjukatid!

The temperature of Hell is, has been, and always will be 1L. You don't like the units? How about then "go to Hell and check it for yourself"

I ride through it every summer.

I heard that there is no long distance phone charges from Hell to Texas because it's classified as a local call.

From personal experiences i would say that being a driver in Finnish XA-180, Russian made UAZ 315 or T-72, or being a passenger in MI-8 is hell. Temperature is maybe the smallest problem.

On everyday life, understanding female logic is quite a hell too. Maybe it is worse because even in Dante's hell there was logic.
After the day i throw my suspenders into the wall (aka die), my personal hell must be a BB house where Engelbert Humperdinck or gangsta rap playing, eternally, with no hope of ending, ever.

It's as hot as hell. But it's also as cold as hell. Rainy as hell, but dry as hell. Bright as hell, yet dark as hell. etc etc

Mr. L has been reading these posts and every now and then I see the wry smile on his face and he turns and says well, there's another one I'll be seeing real soon.

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

Mr. L has been reading these posts and every now and then I see the wry smile on his face and he turns and says well, there's another one I'll be seeing real soon.

No thanks, I already did my time in Hell. I was educated by nuns!!!

Originally Posted by Wullie

I heard that there is no long distance phone charges from Hell to Texas because it's classified as a local call.

“If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell.” ― Philip Henry Sheridan.

Seriously though, if anyone really wanted to know the temperature of Hell, I could just step outside any day this summer and check the thermometer.