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    After reading the previous two articles, it's become apparent to me that we need our government to make a law that prevents women access to knives. It's obvious as the nose on my face, that without proper government intervention, knives in the hands of women will continue to be a black mark on the face of US governments ability to keep us safe. Any thoughts?

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    Knives, guns, sticks, rocks, closed hands...yeah, outlaw them all!
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    Nah, just outlaw 'em for women. Haven't you all noticed the rising incidence rate in female violence lately?

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    We just need more wimin kintrol laws!

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    Guns, can openers, paperclips, knives...when will duct tape and pencil sharpeners be added?

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    Just outlaw women.

    QED

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    yea I'm on-board. My missus has ruined all my Wustoff kitchen knives. She uses whatever she grabs first to do whatever she wants to do with them. That should be illegal for sure, maybe the death sentence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unit View Post
    Just outlaw women.

    QED
    Then what???

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    Quote Originally Posted by honedright View Post
    Then what???

    Maybe then we'll have some peace and quiet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mapleleafalumnus View Post
    Guns, can openers, paperclips, knives...when will duct tape and pencil sharpeners be added?
    Saw it on a tee shirt, "Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver"

    Weapons are just tools of convience, I was just thinking about some of the people on this board, pissed off and hell bent on slashing someone to death with a straight. Standing in front of a case, trying to decide. Should I go with the Wade and Butcher, or the Dovo, but, maybe the Boker????

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