Thread: Problems? Ask Aunty Jimbo.

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Originally Posted by Martin103

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Dear Aunty Jimbo, why do the people who come from the northern hemispere really believe they are on top of the world, when you can tell just by the way they write, that they have to be upside down, inside out or just plain backwards...?

Signed,
Longitudily confused...Latituduily uncaring.

"Longitudily" in Kakadu writes:

Originally Posted by MickR

Dear Aunty Jimbo, why do the people who come from the northern hemispere really believe they are on top of the world, when you can tell just by the way they write, that they have to be upside down, inside out or just plain backwards...?

Signed,
Longitudily confused...Latituduily uncaring.

Dear "Longitudily",

Aunty Jimbo once had a friend - Mrs Sue Percillious, of the Dubbo Percillious'es. Mrs Percillious was quite proud of the fact that she lived on the east side of our suburb, as it was apparently the better side and would often point out to Aunty Jimbo just how much better her house was. Unfortunately for Mrs Percillious, the great flood of '72 wiped out the entire east side of our suburb, but left we poor West-siders completely untouched! In a cruel and mysterious twist of fate the Percilliouses all perished in that flood - it appears all the doors and windows to their house were blocked from the outside. It remains a mystery to this day.

Anyway, I cannot remember the point of that story, but I am sure there was one...

Aunty Jimbo.

Originally Posted by MickR

Dear Aunty Jimbo, why do the people who come from the northern hemispere really believe they are on top of the world, when you can tell just by the way they write, that they have to be upside down, inside out or just plain backwards...?

Signed,
Longitudily confused...Latituduily uncaring.

For Wullie:
When I lived in south Texas, the old timers considered anyone living north of the Nueces River to be a Yankee. My friends in the South considerd this to be rather harsh.

I went to Yankeeland once. Swore I would never go to Dallas again!

Bruce

Originally Posted by sharptonn

I went to Yankeeland once. Swore I would never go to Dallas again!

Bruce

The odd thing was they were ALL rabid Cowboy fans and hated Houston's team (now in Tennessee)