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08-28-2012, 05:56 PM #1Senior Member
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How do you know a Sasquatch didn't push him in front of the car? Sasquatches are notorious for their dislike of impostors.
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08-28-2012, 08:10 PM #2There is no charge for Awesomeness
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This calls for a poem of remembrance:
(Sung to the tune of Steppenwolf's "Born to Be Wild")
Get your suit and make up.
Head out on the highway.
Lookin' for adventure,
And whatever comes your way.
Yeah darlin' gonna make it happen.
Trick the world with a Sasquatch fake.
Here's a car: this will be so awesome!!
Then explode into space.
James. (I am available for eulogy poems)<This signature intentionally left blank>
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08-28-2012, 08:44 PM #3Senior Member
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Pretty funny comments Gentlemen!
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08-28-2012, 09:33 PM #4"My words are of iron..."
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Squeamish folks should not look any further: Explodey the Doe - YouTube
Originally Posted by Jimbo
My condolences to the man's family. But if he had progeny he's automatically disqualified for the Darwin Award.JohnnyCakeDC likes this.
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08-28-2012, 11:33 PM
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As sad as that is, what is just as sad is when you see people actually discuss Bigfoot on-line as though it actually existed, claiming sightings, footprints, etc. I've seen it on a couple of forums I frequent.
08-29-2012, 12:01 AM
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By mentioning that here on SRP, you have unwittingly become an accomplice in perpetuating the myth.I kid in jest of course.
08-29-2012, 12:11 AM
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You know that, about now, there are a couple of Sasquatchs sitting around a fire shaking their heads saying," He should have worn some orange."
08-29-2012, 12:19 AM
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Hirlau, I think you should say a few words for Mr. Sasquatch! Perhaps an appropriate poem.
Then again.......Perhaps not....
Last edited by sharptonn; 08-29-2012 at 12:27 AM.
08-31-2012, 06:32 AM
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At least with those kinds of discussions, there is room for arguing either way.
I've seen flamewars over whether the Balrog of Moria had wings or not.
Not on any place I frequent. I've read about them on an LOTR wiki.
Til shade is gone, til water is gone, Into the shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath.
To spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the Last Day
08-31-2012, 06:34 AM
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I doubt that sasquatches and nessie exist though.
That said, the seas are full of things we don't yet know.
Everything that stays below fishing depth goes unnoticed until it dies at the wrong depth and ends up on shore or in a fishing net.
Coelacanths and the monster squid are good examples.
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Til shade is gone, til water is gone, Into the shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath.
To spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the Last Day
