Thread: Mom is PO'd with ticket

It has been said that "the hand that rocks the cradle rules the world". Actually it is the little screaming brat in the cradle that got the hand to rock it in the first place, and then there is the exponential factor, "if mama aint happy, nobody is happy". The wanton suffering continues to this day, Lord have mercy, will it ever end!?

Originally Posted by hoglahoo

I tell you truly my compatriots made sure nobody got any sleep in those days! But think of the gains toddlers made to their social equity: later bedtimes, fewer baths, government-subsidized pacifiers... the good old days werent ever this good

Not to mention the pureed peas and carrot boycotts, God help us if the topics of broccoli or cabbage were brought up.

Originally Posted by hoglahoo

haha, yeah! Amazing how much appeasement parents are suddenly able to muster up when faced with the full wrath of the toddlers united. The streets ran with more than just blood on that day

I remember all too well, the foul stench,the masses of flies unchecked, I choke just thinking about it.

And then the little buggers took a page out of the feminist handbook and the diaper burnings began. I think this is what finally broke adult resistance, the mess, the oh so foul mess!

Originally Posted by nun2sharp

Lord have mercy, will it ever end!?

No, the grandchildren reinforcements always arrive just in time

Originally Posted by hoglahoo

No, the grandchildren reinforcements always arrive just in time

And that is where I began to exact my vengeance! Muhahahaha!

Originally Posted by nun2sharp

I remember all too well, the foul stench,the masses of flies unchecked, I choke just thinking about it.

And then the little buggers took a page out of the feminist handbook and the diaper burnings began. I think this is what finally broke adult resistance, the mess, the oh so foul mess!

I do too. The megafauna produced by all that fertilizer were ravaging the countrysides. Once you've suffocated under the weight of a maggot three times your size, you begin to rethink your parentally induced infantile power trip complex

Just a few weeks ago, down in Rockingham, south of Perth Western Australia. a cop pings a young mother for using a mobile phone whilst pushing a kid in a pusher along the foot path, the cop got done by internal investigation for being an over the top, then low an behold, a cop pinged a bloke driving a horse and carriage for the same thing, should have only been a caution as the bloke was not aware it was an offence, anything on a public road over here is regarded as a vehicle under the MV act. This cop said he had seen this bloke on the phone a couple of times when he was off duty and was waiting for an opportunity to pinch him.

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Heelerau

Give me a frickin' break! As a former Police Officer and a current Pediatric Intensive Care RN I can see the issue from both sides, but the law is not black and white, it is many shades of grey. This is why Police Officers are allowed discretion in these situations. I have a 3 year old son, and if he needs to go, I'm going to let him go. I'd rather have him pee on the side of the road (urine is sterile by the way) than listen to him scream with wet pants. This law is intended to discourage transients and drunks from whipping it out and pissing anywhere they please, not for a poor kid out with his parents out for a long day of shopping. This poor boy was just trying to do what he has been taught by not peeing in his pants. If you old farts can't understand that, then your might want to think back when your kids were small and had this same issue. How ticked off were you when your child couldn't hold it any longer and pissed in your car!

Oh, by the way, this is not a state law, but a city ordinance. There is no stat law against peeing in a public place. Think about it next time you are camping!

Originally Posted by hoglahoo

I do too. The megafauna produced by all that fertilizer were ravaging the countrysides. Once you've suffocated under the weight of a maggot three times your size, you begin to rethink your parentally induced infantile power trip complex

Daaaamn....that's deep (doo doo that is...)