Thread: Mini Van!?...Mini Van!?

WE DON'T NEED NO STEENKING MINI VAN!

Holy Cats! Nine people on one motorcycle. I didn't think that was possible. What could possibly go wrong here?

Natural selection at work...

Originally Posted by Wintchase

Natural selection at work...

I don't know. It looks like the sire of the bunch is well protected in the middle. If something happens he can always have some more.

Like my old man used to always tell me, "The stupid animals don't get to be the old animals, nature's rules, not mine"

That's nothing when I worked for the INS we got normal sized vans with 30+ people packed into them.

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

That's nothing when I worked for the INS we got normal sized vans with 30+ people packed into them.

Had four of 'em set up camp in the "kitchen" of my cattle trailer one afternoon in El Paso. I pretended like I didn't see 'em. I bumped the chute and ran 15 head of man eatin, 700lb steers up there with 'em.

They ejected. Left their lunch and all the rest of their gear. One of the funnier sights I've ever seen. I got the steers sorted off where they belonged, pitched all the abandoned gear out of my trailer, finished loading and headed for Wyoming.

Those poor SOB's would have frozen to death on that trip if they'd stayed where they were. It was -5°F when I unloaded 70 miles N of Laramie the next day.

We had a customized 4 wheel drive detention van. I don't know how many times I drove through blizzards in Northern N.M to retrieve van loads broken down in the middle of no where. The funniest was when the Apache Police up in Dulce N.M used to come upon them.

This is how I got here :

my old man said one time on a run to tx he had 3 of them try to sneak in his reffer so he called the police and when they showed up they asked how cold the trailer would go and he told thme in the negitives, the one officer told him to turn it as low as he could and lock the door. they shot the shit for a bit and then the officer had him open the door and when he did they came out willingly and a bit on the sluggish side.

gotta love the texas way of life. \
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Originally Posted by Wullie

Had four of 'em set up camp in the "kitchen" of my cattle trailer one afternoon in El Paso. I pretended like I didn't see 'em. I bumped the chute and ran 15 head of man eatin, 700lb steers up there with 'em.

They ejected. Left their lunch and all the rest of their gear. One of the funnier sights I've ever seen. I got the steers sorted off where they belonged, pitched all the abandoned gear out of my trailer, finished loading and headed for Wyoming.

Those poor SOB's would have frozen to death on that trip if they'd stayed where they were. It was -5°F when I unloaded 70 miles N of Laramie the next day.

Looks photoshopped to me.

If not then they are still people and deserving of dignity.

Michael