Thread: Finally, a good shaving joke!

Ok, just got this one in the email...


A man went to a barber for a trim and a shave.
While the barber was lathering the man up for his shave, the man told the barber that he always has a hard time getting a close shave on his cheeks.


The barber pulled a small wooden ball out of this cabinet drawer. "Place this ball between your cheek and gum on the right side and I can give you a close shave."


The man did this, and the barber shaved the right side of his face. "Wow!" exclaimed the man, "that is great!" He put the ball in the left side of his mouth, in anticipation of the barber's next move and with muffled voice asked, "Buh wat happens if I accidentowy swawo du baw?"


The barber said, "Just bring it back tomorrow. That's what most guys do."

Ha!

I was sceptical when I saw the subject line, but you delivered!

I heard the tennis-ball version, it still cracks me up

Here's the real deal:
http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthr...ht=rubber+ball

cheers,
Nenad

Naaa... This joke's been around way before B&B or the internet for that matter.

Heres another...

A man sticks his head into a barbershop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."

The man leaves.

A few days later the same man sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The man leaves.

A week later the same man sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half." The man leaves.

The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Jim. Follow that bloke and see where he goes."

A little while later, Jim comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asks, "Jim, where did he go when he left here?"

Jim looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house!"