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    I always knew Dolphins were plotting against humans. All the dumb tricks we made them do for our entertainment. Well now they have struck back. If you see a dolphin, consider them armed and dangerous.

    Dolphin Bites 8-Year-Old Girl at Sea World | ABC News Blogs - Yahoo!

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    Animals are animals.
    Treat them like a toy and you get hurt.
    Til shade is gone, til water is gone, Into the shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath.
    To spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the Last Day

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    Parenting fail.... Lets give our small child a fish since we are close to a dolphine tank and let her go taunght the hungrey beast with it.......does any one else see a problem here, where was parent supervision? where what someone with her to make sure she did not make this mistake that the staff at this location tells people not to do.
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    The parents and the daughter are totally to blame for this. I just think it is funny how people don't follow rules around animals and than blame someone other than themselves.

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    You're darn right about that!!
    I had them by 2 touchdowns yesterday, but that Brady is a snake; give him a hole & he will find it.

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    I'd better stay away from sea world, lest they get word that I have a porpoise skin strop.
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    They should probably not visit Belgian theme parks.
    Because the only thing between them and a full grown condor would be a knee high railing and a sign that says 'do not touch the birds'. The bear and lion habitats only have a waist high fence, with a 20 foot drop beyond that. Fall in, and the animals will get a free lunch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruno View Post
    They should probably not visit Belgian theme parks.
    Because the only thing between them and a full grown condor would be a knee high railing and a sign that says 'do not touch the birds'. The bear and lion habitats only have a waist high fence, with a 20 foot drop beyond that. Fall in, and the animals will get a free lunch.

    We don't believe in preventing people from being idiots
    This is the way the world should be it would be a better and nicer place to live
    if the morons would just die and not be saved.

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    I always thought they were just rather effeminate sharks.

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    Animal attacks? really now. You have much more chance falling prey to a human attack in this world. Also considering everything, most "wild" animals are way more even tempered than most Human animals. After all they are allowed to have a bad day too.
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