Santa unzipped his
Bag. He reaches
for his toy stash and says
my bong should be working OK
Need a light snack before bed.

Along came a drunk reindeer with a mean streak, with a snowman in tow. Fried chicken was spied through Santa's furry friends nose

Lightly dusted white was the scenery inside his nose guard for Rudolph. Then along came the big bad crack dealing snowman