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    Default Yet Another Generation Ruined for Turkey Neck Consumption

    So when my kids were both very little, I played a joke on them one Thanksgiving telling them that the turkey neck was...well another appendage of the turkey. Lo and behold it stuck for a long time and they both were convinced that the neck was the turkey's man tackle until they were nearly teenagers. Apparently the turkey neck phobia has been genetically transfered to my grandson. I was getting ready to put the turkey in the oven this morning. I held up the turkey neck and asked him if he knew what part of the turkey it was. Without missing a beat he replied, "Ew! Grandpa that's the turkey's weiner!!!" LOL!
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    You are not supposed to hold it up...you are supposed to stick it out of your partially opened fly
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    Quote Originally Posted by unit View Post
    You are not supposed to hold it up...you are supposed to stick it out of your partially opened fly
    Oddly enough that's how I did it with my kids. My grandson needed no such visual queue.
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    gotta love kids i love the neck and the giblets, i still cheat and buy a frozen bird because its more work than its worth killing off one of mine for the roaster.

    imagine if that was his male parts that would be huge for a bird and if we had that luxerey wow id want to be called shong lock dong

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