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ReardenSteel Bad Metaphors 01-26-2013, 01:30 PM
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    Default Bad Metaphors

    Ever hear a bad metaphor that just sticks with you? And by bad, I don't mean to say it's terrible, but too funny to forget? With a huge Thank-you to our new member "jax", his description of his first shave gave me a new bad metaphor I don't think I'll ever forget:


    "I'm generally a pretty level guy, but my hands were shaking like a boy touching his first boob."

    Another bad metaphor that has stuck with me since I first heard it comes from "Throw Momma from the Train" is when Larry tells Owen his metaphors are a tad harsh citing:

    "His guts oozed nice, like a melted malted."


    Got any favorite bad metaphors or similes (Thanks ScoutHikerDad ), let's hear them!
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