Thread: What doesn't your wife get?

my wife doesn't understand what a sense of urgency is. she tells me she'll be ready in 20 minutes or to meet her for lunch somewhere at this time and its always a half hour later. but I have learned to be nice about it. if any of your wifes are like this, just tell them " I cant figure out why your slow. It must be the lead in your ass or the shit in your brains." you will either be on your second marriage (like me), or will be on time for everything.

Originally Posted by celticstone

my wife doesn't understand what a sense of urgency is. she tells me she'll be ready in 20 minutes or to meet her for lunch somewhere at this time and its always a half hour later. but I have learned to be nice about it. if any of your wifes are like this, just tell them " I cant figure out why your slow. It must be the lead in your ass or the shit in your brains." you will either be on your second marriage (like me), or will be on time for everything.

there is always a third option, You will have an ax in your skull...