After checking out the TSA website, I see why those South Park gyroscopes are more comfortable than flying
1) Having to take off our shoes.. So un-hygenic and I can't see how metal detectors/chemical sniffers don't work if you're wearing shoes.
2) Secondary screening in a separate area sounds so Gestapo/1984 to me.
3) Even if they change their gloves for each piece of inspected luggage, how will I ever trust a random minimum wage slave to handle shave-ready razors?