Thread: Any Interest Whatso Ever For an SA Meetup

That's all right Carl, they really only fit our lesser endowed Kiwi cousins, so we would save the intestines from the butchery, turn them into condoms, wrap a bit of wool around them and send them back to Un Zud for those unfortunate enough not to have a sheep of their own...We just adopted the same idea for ourselves, in our modified form of removal first, except we used the larger intestines from cattle to fit our larger appendages and this pleased our lady folk mightily. Now you think you take things to the nth degree!


Mick

Originally Posted by MickR

Welcome Home then Darth! And did you know that the Kiwi's invented the condom?! Twenty years later the Aussies heard about it, and refined the idea by taking the intestines out of the sheep first.


Mick

A Kiwi and an Aussie were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer.

After a while the Aussie says to the Kiwi, "If I was to sneak over to your house and made wild passionate love to your wife while you were off fishing, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?"

The Kiwi crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."

Oh the irony Carl, you can't get any takers for your meet up, and mine may happen when I can't attend. We are all alone even when we are together....