Quote Originally Posted by MickR View Post
Welcome Home then Darth! And did you know that the Kiwi's invented the condom?! Twenty years later the Aussies heard about it, and refined the idea by taking the intestines out of the sheep first.


Mick
A Kiwi and an Aussie were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer.

After a while the Aussie says to the Kiwi, "If I was to sneak over to your house and made wild passionate love to your wife while you were off fishing, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?"

The Kiwi crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."