Thread: Urgent help needed for Superbowl SUnday

1. My son is a career radio sportscaster.
2. As usual, Mrs. Moo and I are invited to his crib to watch the game and eat wings
3. I am more than a little out of touch this year - don't even know who's playing or where.

I need a decent list of of one-liners (a cheat-sheet) I can print, stick up my sleeve and pull out to toss off clever, witty, well-informed sounding trash talk and prasie about the teams and the players. If you all can't help, who can? The boy went to Tennessee and understands the irony of role model athletes with police records and drug habits.

Keep it simple for me. Dirt and praise, please, one line per kick in the nuts or kudo. Thank you in advance.

Basically all you need to say is "Hope the Pats have their balls up to NFL standards"
But really, ESPN and NFL.com have all the info you need, just do the search.

Tom Brady likes his balls soft.

Originally Posted by mainaman

Basically all you need to say is "Hope the Pats have their balls up to NFL standards".

That's the sprit.

Originally Posted by mainaman

..."Hope the Pats have their balls up to NFL standards"...

I venture to say that their balls will be checked several times throughout the game.

Even if Brady loses, he still gets to go sleep with a super model.

Originally Posted by rolodave

Even if Brady loses, he still gets to go sleep with a super model.

Though it might be in separate bedrooms.

Belichick gets to sleep with a super model too...