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  1. 01-18-2020, 07:35 PM #1
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    Cool Apropos the Aussie Open and Fragrances of the Day

    Believe me, I agonized over where to post this: in the Fragrance of the Day forum? in Sports and Fitness? in Down Under? So I said wotthehell, it's gonna be here.

    Two Aussie girls walk up to a perfume counter in the Myer City Store and pick up a sample bottle.

    Sharon sprays some on her wrist and smells it. "That's quite nice, isn't it? Don't ya think so, Trace?"

    "Yeah, what's it called?"

    "Viens a moi."

    "VIENS A MOI, what the f**k does that mean?"

    At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me'."

    Sharon takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again, saying, "That doesn't smell like cum to me Trace. Does it smell like cum to you?"

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