Quote Originally Posted by jockeys View Post
bingo. whereas a corset is very difficult to remove in a hurry when drunk

Of course, some corsets have an "emergency exit" at the front. Both Silver's leather ones do. Then again, after you've untied the knot, getting the lady out of the corset can only add to the fun...

Kilts are incredibly easy access as well as being very comfortable. Mine's not tartan either but a Welsh flag, which is always worn on international day.