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    Default Don't look at me.

    My job as a telecommunications tech often takes me onto the University of Nebraska campus. Being somewhat of a lecherous old man I appreciate the summer clothing worn by the young ladies during the summer. Today as I was working at an outside terminal a sweet young thing came prancing by in practically nothing. I had to stop and look and as she passed she gave me this really nasty look of "What are you looking at old man?"
    I got to thinking. Do you suppose when she was picking out this outfit she thought, "I think I will buy this so when I wear and walk down the street nobody will look at me?"

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    Don't get me started on what 'other people' think. I've meet some that if it takes more than a second it's too much work. I'll stop here.
    “If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you always got.” (A. Einstein)

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    She was wearing the right bait, just caught the wrong fish.
    It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by nun2sharp View Post
    She was wearing the right bait, just caught the wrong fish.
    Thats about my life story! The only two women who showed any interest in my attentions I married.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMS View Post
    Thats about my life story! The only two women who showed any interest in my attentions I married.
    You have two wives!? AWESOME!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oglethorpe View Post
    You have two wives!? AWESOME!
    Why yes, of course I have two wives. Mormon dontcha know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oglethorpe View Post
    You have two wives!? AWESOME!
    Who the hell can afford two wives? Getting rid of the first one cost me a condo, a cat, and a car. Oh, and 8 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nun2sharp View Post
    She was wearing the right bait, just caught the wrong fish.
    That about sums it up, the joys of middle age !! Mind you it was no different when I was a young bloke !!
    Keep yo hoss well shod an yo powdah dry !

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    I had a fellow student walk by me last summer wearing tight shorts that had "Keep Looking" written on her behind! What can you say and what does she expect?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tdgrunt View Post
    I had a fellow student walk by me last summer wearing tight shorts that had "Keep Looking" written on her behind! What can you say and what does she expect?
    Those shorts with the words on the ass have probably gotten more than a few hubbies slapped when they didn't realize their lips were moving as they silently yet wistfully read the words while walking behind a cute mall rat.

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