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    Default Antique Bottle Opener (Caution - Nudity)

    The other day when I was chatting on the phone with my mom, she told me she was sending a CD sized envelope that contained some newspaper articles of interest. Her sending me articles is quite common, but I was curious as to why she was sending them in an irregularly sized envelope instead of a normal one.

    Well, today it arrived, and it was a padded envelope. Even more curious...

    Upon opening the envelope, I found the typical greeting card, the aforementioned articles, and a bubble wrapped item.

    In the card, my mom mentioned that she was at an antique shop and found a "woman," and that it is an early valentines gift.

    Well, here she is. Way to go Mom!
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    Dylan, wished my mom were more like yours, such refined taste in objects d' art!
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    That gal sure does look familiar .......
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    I wish my mom would send me naked women in the mail.

    Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

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    that is awesome.. i need one.

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    From the face seems more like a demon of some kind.

    Maybe she's beckoning you Dylan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigspendur View Post
    From the face seems more like a demon of some kind.
    That ugly face is actually a built-in "beer goggles" gauge, which can save you from an akward moment the next morning.
    "The ability to reason the un-reason which has afflicted my reason saps my ability to reason, so that I complain with good reason..."
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    I wonder if there is a matching corkscrew?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nipper View Post
    I wonder if there is a matching corkscrew?
    lol..like a his and hers set

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