Seems my soup strainer is in that transitional stage where it's not long enough for handlebars but is long enough to be a complete pain in the keester. When I drink coffee it seems my stash gets more than my belly. Using pomade to pull it off to the side seems to help some but other than that, I guess it's just a waiting game until I can rock a decent handlebar. Oh well, with great moustache comes great responsibility.
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