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    Default Vomited on, peed on, shat on, and sleep deprived

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    So far I have been peed on, shat on, vomited on and sleep deprived. I haven't been able to use my straight razors and my clean house is now a mess.

    And I'm loving every moment of it.


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    Nathan.

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    Isn't fatherhood grand?

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    Congratulations,

    The 1st 3 months are the hardest, the 2nd 3 months well they are the hardest too, after that things just go into a bit of a decline

    Seriously though kids are awesome and totally change your life for the better. Things will settle down soon enough and you'll be back to using your straight before long.
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    Congratulations! Gives a whole new meaning to "Bangkok Dangerous"!

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    Heh. I thought you were going to say you became a paramedic.

    Congrats on the little one!

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    When mine was that small it was my favorite time. They are tiny and i ised to carry my one everywhere. I could even take a nap with my daughter curled up on my chest on the couch. Ahhhhh I miss that!!! Wait until projectile vomiting occurs !!! My daughter could hit a pie plate at 20 feet and not spill a drop in between!!! Lol Congratulations!!!!
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    Nicely done. A beautiful baby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HNSB View Post
    Heh. I thought you were going to say you became a paramedic.

    Congrats on the little one!
    Or a tattoo artist .... +1, congratulations on the baby.
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    Enjoy this time......the real labor pains will start in about 14 years! But I still wouldn't trade 'em for anything. Congratulations!!

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    Congratulations! Enjoy every minute as the time will go so fast you will be looking back wondering where the time went. "can I use the car tonight Dad?"
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