Thread: Revenge

I know it's not usally a topic for discussion,but revenge can be funny also,whats been done to you that needed avenging?And what did you do,
A well executed revenge prank can be one of the finer things in life.

"Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves." Confucius

I don't bother with revenge. It wastes my time & energy.

Sit downstream of the battle long enough & the enemies dead bodies will float past you.

Not a prank, but revenge none the less. Many, many years ago, I was sitting in my car (red mustang, driver window down) adding a debit to my checkbook after going to the grocery store. when a POS 70's honda parked very close to me. The passenger got out and nailed my car leaving a huge ding in my car. No apology whatsoever and he looked right at me, and the guys walk away laughing, I think adding a ding to their car will go unnoticed as it was full of dents, so thinking slicing one tire will only inconvenience them for 10-15 minutes to change a spare, I exact my revenge and slice both right side tires and leave with a slight maniacal laughter.

Was that a white Civic??
If so, you owe me for 2 tires, $%&@* !!!!

I put neat hair remover in my ex-girlfriends hair conditioner bottle and the conditioner that I kept I use on my shaves brushes, so for me it was a win win.:-)

I learned to stop giving people rent free space in my head a long time ago.

Jimmy, I wish I could do the same; just that I have a lot of open space up there.
Sort of wide open & breezy.

I'm not big on revenge...but there are few things in life finer than kicking back and watching lady karma dish out justice. It never gets old.

You men are bigger than me...

I spent my childhood with an abusive father that beat my mom, my siblings and me on a regular basis.
That kinda instilled a wee desire to get back in a young lads mind.
I spent 12 years in MA with that in mind.
Well, the first couple of years was motivated by that at least before I came of age.

Now, I pity the old and very lonely man.
The last 32 years he has spent without any contact with what should have been his biggest joy in life, his kids.
Karma is a bi****...