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Thread: Dear Lord, When I die....

  1. 07-17-2013, 09:03 PM #1
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    Dear Lord,

    When I die, please don't let my wife sell my shaving equipment for what I told her I paid for it.

    That's all.

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    Dear Lord when I die...forgive me for my transgressions and please let me and my cat Zues have a celestial humble cabin on a heavenly lake where I can spend eternity just being a wonderfully stupid country boy. Amen....
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    I have no worries, my boy gets all my gear.
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    I would not really care what happens to what I have when I take that dirt nap. If whom ever gets it and flogs it off for less than they should have got or pitches it in the dump I will be laughing my backside off wherever I wind up.

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    Dear God,

    Hi, how are you? I'm well thanks.

    Look, about these razors. They really weren't vanity and greed. No, stop laughing, I'm serious. OK, maybe the strops were, and there was a little "coveting my neighbour's ass" when it came to all the hones. (And I'd take it as a huge favour if You don't look too closely into my motivations behind the soaps and creams - it will just embarrass us both... ) But the razors - they were all genuine need. Seriously.

    Anyway, if you could find it in your heart to disperse them to good homes once I shuffle off this mortal coil it would be much appreciated. I might even be able to get you into a Martin De Candre group buy to say thanks, but no promises.

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    Well all my stuff go's to the Hirlau conservatory in Fla.
    But this post brings up a good point,Maybe thou shalt not lie to the wif.She is starting to pay attn.to my razors as I age (and I am old)
    She looks at all of them and shakes her head and says: what in the hell have you paid for all that crap,Says I: I have never paid more than 30 bux for any Blade so do not get your bowels in an uproar dearest I will never confess,ever
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    I'm not worried. I'm taking it all with me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigspendur View Post
    I'm not worried. I'm taking it all with me.
    Thats a shame,your razors will lose temper and be useless 10 mins after your settled in
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    Quote Originally Posted by pixelfixed View Post
    Thats a shame,your razors will lose temper and be useless 10 mins after your settled in
    Comes from all that time he spends with his so called friend, Mr L.

    I want all of my razors soaps and stuff to go to my dog, the only one who could watch me shave and not make an asinine comment.
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    Dear lord....when I die please don't let them dig up my basement
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