Thread: Looks like I get to pass on a few things

Originally Posted by cudarunner

First and Foremost, I'm just an old Redneck Country Boy so take what I have to say with however many grains of salt you wish!!

I've been married twice and have one child from my first wife and two from the second wife. When the second wife was pregnant with our first child her Dr. was worried about me being in the delivery room!!

I told her Dr. ' ' I've seen pups, calves, kittens, colts and even human babies born! It's pretty much the same thing! I won't pass out or give you any problems!

She replied; "Well yes, it's all pretty much all the same"! I was allowed to be in the delivery room!

When our second child was about to join us in this wonderful world, the wife went from a '2' to a '10' in about 60 seconds! The DR hadn't even gotten his gown and gloves on and I'm like Johnny Bench as I could see the head coming out!

I told the Dr; "Do you want me to catch him or are you going to let him fall on the floor??

The Dr, immediately stepped in and 'caught' my son! Thus justifying his fees!!

Brilliant

I'm sure it'll be an experience but scared all the same. That said I'm sure me thinking that quite a few people down the ages have done it will give me some comfort.

I'm so glad that you enjoyed the 'Natural Childbirth' that I sent you!!

It is very funny!!!