Thread: Senior member!

Originally Posted by Jimbo

Yeah man, it's true. These Gillette-Dei guys are into some serious stuff. Some of the more hard-core self-flagellate by repeatedly stroking their face with a vibrating 5-bladed apparatus specifically designed by the upper echelons of their society to inflict serious damage and draw blood. It's apparantly some homage to their version of our Buffy - the "King of Shaves" I think they call him.

And have you ever noticed the opened straight forms both the "Chalise" (V) and the "Blade" (^)? When you put both these ancient symbols one on top of the other, you get an X - precisely the pattern recommended by the senior members (Knights of the Order) when we hone. Coincidence? I think not...

Didn't you guys get the memo on this...? I'll have to have a word with our management committee...

OK, sorry - I'll shut up now. Congrats on the milestone Namdnas and apologies for ing the thread.

James (All systems back to normal....Seriously.)

Attention everyone - James will be disappearing soon for revealing too many "secrets". Either that or the white coats will be arriving shortly for him

Originally Posted by Agamemnon

And, so, for the best possible shave follow these instructions....... First, take a shot of tequila before applying hot towels. Second, take a shot of tequila before lathering up. Third, take a shot of tequila before your first WTG pass. Fourth, take a shot of tequila before rinsing off. Fifth, take a shot of tequila before lathering up again. Sixth, take a shot of tequila before your ATG pass. Seventh, take a shot of tequila before rinsing off. Eighth, take a shot of tequila before applying aftershave. Ninth, take a shot of tequila before taking a shot of tequila. Will this method really impart the best possible shave? Well, maybe not but by step nine you probably aren't going to care!

Kurt
P.S. I like tequila but tequila doesn't like me.

sounds like advice I was once given to help with my competitions..