Thread: Sage advice

I'm no sage, a point my close friends will attest to. However, I will give this advice, which I will now stand by.

1. Never give a demonstration shave to a bunch of friends at your birthday party.

With the following corollarys;

i. when hammered
ii. without preparation
iii. without a shower
iv. without stropping
iiv. quickly

With my blood, I can attest to the fact that this is a bad idea.

Regards,
John