Thread: beard envy

Sometimes I wish I had a fuller beard...let me clarify.
I have shaveable hair on my sideburns, upper lip and chin areas. Both of my cheeks have a combined army of a dozen hairs. I don't get to hear that satisfying sound of the hundreds on cheek hairs being cleanly cut and swept away .
I wish I had more cheek hair (darn you Justin and your 'man-beard') .

Some times I wish I didnt have so much to shave. If I let it go for more than a day my kids call me sandpaper face(cause I rub my face on them)

I envy those with lighter beards. Its not the coverage that I worry about, but how aggressively my beard grows back. 12 hours and I feel like I need another shave. I like having to shave all of my face, I would just like the hair to be a bit thinner, and the skin less sensitive!
Nick

I wish My beard wasn't so aggressive. I shave early in the AM. and my wife and daughter tell me that it hurts to rub them with my cheek.

Phil

Originally Posted by custommartini

I wish I had more cheek hair (darn you Justin and your 'man-beard') .

My beard is about medium/heavy ---- have you seen Jimbo's goatee in the picture with the rose -- man that's one stout goatee ---looks like he stuck a black chia pet on there.

I kind of understand your beard envy there Brendon ---- sometimes I see people (was watching Robert Redford in Jeremiah Johnson a couple days ago for ex) that get that nice full 1 day old full beard shadow --- pretty cool.

But anyway its funny how it all works out - my father can't grow a beard for anything and is fairly bald ---- he claims his lack of facial hair to our Choctow blood (very little) --- I guess (I know somebody knows the genetics behind this) I get the facial hair and mop top from my mother's side.

But if it helps you Brendon, sometimes I wish I had bigger boobs ----


Justin

Originally Posted by jaegerhund

But if it helps you Brendon, sometimes I wish I had bigger boobs ----


Justin

Originally Posted by jaegerhund

sometimes I wish I had bigger boobs ----

well, such implants are not only populat for women - I hear such an operation is extremely popular with males (followed by calf implants) - but real men call them pecs

Cheers
Ivo

Originally Posted by jaegerhund

But if it helps you Brendon, sometimes I wish I had bigger boobs ----

Are you planning on breast feeding the alligators Justin?

Originally Posted by dkrus

Are you planning on breast feeding the alligators Justin?

Ouch!!!!!! Can't a man just want a pair of Dolly Partons without any questions asked?
Ahhh -- I wait for the day ---


Justin

Since I started to actually enjoy shaving (ie taking up straights) I've come to appreciate my beard growth a lot more. If I could get away with it, I'd shave off the goatee - but I need hair somewhere on my head area (otherwise I'd look like the "thumbs up" smilies dude )

James.