Thread: Don't call me scarface.

Had a tiny little accident the other day, just one of those things. Did this with my antique George Plum. Still not quite sure how.


I am not Australian. For some reason it has put it upside down.

Styptic pencils REALLY sting lol

Perhaps this happened because your mirror is Australian, I imagine it would be hard to shave while looking at yourself upside down in the mirror.

On the bright side you can claim you got that saving a damsel from a group of thugs. Dont claim more than 4 or people wont believe you, trust me on that

Heal up quickly and if it leaves a scar stick to the damsel in distress story it sounds way better than the truth

Originally Posted by AlanQ

Perhaps this happened because your mirror is Australian, I imagine it would be hard to shave while looking at yourself upside down in the mirror.

On the bright side you can claim you got that saving a damsel from a group of thugs. Dont claim more than 4 or people wont believe you, trust me on that

Heal up quickly and if it leaves a scar stick to the damsel in distress story it sounds way better than the truth

Well Alan, thats the last time I listen to you lol.
Quick backfill, I am 58 ex military now retired from H.M Prison service where I trained Officers in self defence and riot control.

So there I am in my local pub. What happened to you says my mate. Well I went into this story about how I was in town and saw this young woman being harrassed by 2 youths, so in I stepped and rescued her and got this in the process. Young fella at the bar snorts and says bollocks, you are too old. My mate says to him watch yourself you dont know who your talking too. Raised voices and insults flying the young buck is up in my face. Now I quite like my personal space so I pushed him back and told him to bugger off and not be stupid. So he takes a swing, training kicks in I block it lock it and place him gently on the floor much to other patrons amusement. His mate takes a swing and hits me in the eye, so I grab him and lock him up and put him on the floor as well. They both get up and start squaring off so people are getting behind me and they back down and leave. Barman buys me a pint ans says well done mate they are a couple of pillocks. So I goes home and then get an earbashing from her indoors.
So I know have a black eye to match my scar.
Next time I am going to say the cat scratched me.
All good fun tho
All your fault Alan ROFLMAO

Much better than I sliced when I should have scraped.

Originally Posted by Neils1304

Well Alan, thats the last time I listen to you lol.
Quick backfill, I am 58 ex military now retired from H.M Prison service where I trained Officers in self defence and riot control.

So there I am in my local pub. What happened to you says my mate. Well I went into this story about how I was in town and saw this young woman being harrassed by 2 youths, so in I stepped and rescued her and got this in the process. Young fella at the bar snorts and says bollocks, you are too old. My mate says to him watch yourself you dont know who your talking too. Raised voices and insults flying the young buck is up in my face. Now I quite like my personal space so I pushed him back and told him to bugger off and not be stupid. So he takes a swing, training kicks in I block it lock it and place him gently on the floor much to other patrons amusement. His mate takes a swing and hits me in the eye, so I grab him and lock him up and put him on the floor as well. They both get up and start squaring off so people are getting behind me and they back down and leave. Barman buys me a pint ans says well done mate they are a couple of pillocks. So I goes home and then get an earbashing from her indoors.
So I know have a black eye to match my scar.
Next time I am going to say the cat scratched me.
All good fun tho
All your fault Alan ROFLMAO

That is an even better story than just saving a couple of damsels in distress,
Go to another bar and maybe you can get a fat lip or something.

Soon you will be prettier than a rugby player at the end of a 3 day tournament