Got any good distractions while shaving stories? I’ll lead off with today’s

I had skipped breakfast and morning coffee and went straight to a full treatment shave for a baseline for the long weekend.
Right into my first pass my lady and my five year old stroll in to our crowded with just me bathroom and start getting something and leave.
I’m Zen. It is good that we are all confident and comfortable with this shaving ritual.
Then they are back and I’m into my atg pass and less Zen as they start setting something up in our way too crowded with three. A little less Zen I ask:
“Can you do whatever you’re doing somewhere else while I finish guys…
YOU'RE PAINTING HIS TOENAILS!”
Now I’m way less Zen.