Thread: Straight Razors turned me into a liar.

First time I ever lied to my gf.
Some of us are no doubt fearful of a woman in our life, and how they interpret our spending. I guess I'd question my gf if she got 10 or so leg razors, so I can't blame her.

My last purchase was from Joe Chandler , Weyersburg 8/8 (love it). I presented this purchase incident to my gf as a gift she could give me for the Holiday season. She saw the case and I told her I had to test it and it shaved great. She opened it up, and checked out the razor in the case, and took it to put away so that I may never see it again until Christmas.

So long, Sanguine Coolcut 6/8s, I'll see you again this holiday season.

She took it away?
Instant classic
I love this girl

That's a New York girl if I ever saw one.

No, no, I said this made a liar of me.
I told her I bought it and felt more comfortable saying I got it as a gift she could give me than saying I need another blade.

"My last purchase was from Joe Chandler , Weyersburg 8/8 "

"So long, Sanguine Coolcut 6/8s, I'll see you again this holiday season."

The test shave resulted in me putting the purchase into my rotation and throwing a Sanguine into the box.
The downside is christmas won't be as fun.

That's hilarious! You realize that if she catches on, you're in deep, right?

Pics, pics! I want pics!!!

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Chances are she will catch on.. Women are like that On a good note, you will have had a few months of guilty pleasure

Originally Posted by Friggin Joe

"My last purchase was from Joe Chandler , Weyersburg 8/8 "

"So long, Sanguine Coolcut 6/8s, I'll see you again this holiday season."

The test shave resulted in me putting the purchase into my rotation and throwing a Sanguine into the box.
The downside is christmas won't be as fun.

So how are you going to slip the Weyersburg back into the box before she wraps it?

This is not going to end well.



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