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    Default What is the appropriate answer to...

    ...the following question your spouse asks when she notices you receiving yet another package in the mail

    "How many razors do you really need???"
    "But you're not as confused as him are you. I mean, it's not your job to be as confused as Nigel. "

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    Wait till you get the responce...

    "What the heck is that, it better not be a razor."

    Lucky for me it was a kitchen knife but I don't think my responce helped any

    "Need" is such a general term, hard to answer...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrianP View Post
    ...the following question your spouse asks when she notices you receiving yet another package in the mail

    "How many razors do you really need???"
    I need as many razors as you need shoes! ( or whatever is applicable)!

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    Mark's on the right track but it could lead to a good fight.. I'd go with "Maybe we should move into a bigger house"

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    "I love you."

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    This all reminds me of a line from a country song I heard while working south of the border.. "We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry and it's probably gonna happen again"

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    It's always easier to ask for forgivness than it is to ask for permission <g>


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    The Heirloom Razor Strop Company / The Well Shaved Gentleman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony Miller View Post
    It's always easier to ask for forgivness than it is to ask for permission <g>


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    Ohhh this is a man who has been married... I heartily concur.

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    "Define need....whoa! hey! is that a mouse?!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony Miller View Post
    It's always easier to ask for forgivness than it is to ask for permission <g>


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    Words to live by....

    This applies to business too.

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