The fairer sex makes her move!!!!!!!

See how insidious the fairer sex can be, they can sneak across enemy lines and attack the last bastion of "maledom" in the house... The "Shave Den is the only place in the house that is truly mine, other than of course the shop, which of course is not part of the main house.....
The rest of the main house has her influence in every room, except one, the "Shave Den", now you see, how she has made her move.... very slight but still noticeable, She even kept with the program and stayed in line with height....
Women ya always have to be watching them :D

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This is WAR!!!!!!!!! hehehehe The bastion of the "The Shave Den" shall not be breached.......

http://straightrazorpalace.com/showthread.php?t=15872

Amber Romance? C'mon now! She couldn't have thought you'd overlook that!

OOOoooooooooooo....

That one was not spontanious....she put thought into that.
She's a wiley one! Watch out for her!

One thing I have learned is that women can be more psycological then men when it comes to revenge. Tread lightly in those shark infested waters!

(I suggest you replace the contents with Bay Rum aftershave, and keep it there. Either she'll go to use it and be a little suprised, or will see you using it, and be a little confused. NOTE: Do not throw away the original contents! This may be needed when the joke is over, and the bottle returned).

Good luck, and keep us posted on this war of the roses!

C utz

Gotta be ever vigilant. Best of luck -

Listen, if your wife wants a little "Amber Romance," then I say, give it to her!

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This is WAR!!!!!!!!! hehehehe The bastion of the "The Shave Den" shall not be breached.......

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So retaliate. My wife and I have separate bathrooms, both for convenience and also the sake of our marriage :w

Whenever she leaves lotion or something in my bathroom, I lovingly remind her that she needs to keep her stuff in her bathroom.


Last time I lovingly reminded her by dragging the lawnmower inside and leaving it in her bathroom... maybe she'll remember next time.

Dunno.
They all look sissy to me ;) :p

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Last time I lovingly reminded her by dragging the lawnmower inside and leaving it in her bathroom... maybe she'll remember next time.

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Now that's a good one!!!:roflmao

My wife and I have to share one bath and her stuff keeps creeping over the entire sink (kinda like Kudzu!). I gently push it back every couple of days- then, when it gets out of control I start removing things from her side and condensing it again. She NEVER notices! The trick is to make it routine- I routinely move her stuff back to the same size area. I've filled a drawer with the little lotions, creams, ... stuff.

Now, You wife may not fail to notice- but it's worth a try if you have to share a bath.

She defiantly did that on purpose- a well played move actually. Remember, it's like chess- you have to think several moves ahead- she definitely is.

So I tell her, when she comes downstairs, "Honey wanna see the funniest thing on the forum today???" "Sure she" says......Soooooo I take her hand and walk her back upstairs and point to her "stuff" in my Shave Den....
She gives me that evil little grin and says "I was wondering when you where going to notice"
"Thats there for after you make me Uberlather for my legs"
I shut up, and gave up at that time :D
I guess I'm lucky that she wants to be involved and she likes using real shaving lather.....

But I put it in the medicine cabinet as soon as she left!!!!! hehehe :y

lol
Amber Romance indeed, Sir.

Replace it with a bottle of Hoppe’s number 9 nitro solvent and put a bottle of gun oil on her side.:eek:

Maybe you should leave a little
"present" in her bathroom. :tu

John

Next youll be buying you underwear at Victoria's Secret(they never let up)their mama's told them they'd never be able to change us,but they keep on trying.Good luck on reclaiming your lost territory.Best regards gary

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Replace it with a bottle of Hoppe’s number 9 nitro solvent and put a bottle of gun oil on her side.:eek:

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Hoppe's 9 is the finest scent a man can wear. I will admit to having worn it as cologne a few times in college when funds were low.

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Maybe you should leave a little
"present" in her bathroom. :tu

John

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I don't think thats a scent anyone is looking for.

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Hoppe's 9 is the finest scent a man can wear. I will admit to having worn it as cologne a few times in college when funds were low.

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Whew! I was worried that I was the only one who had a love affair with the smell of Hoppes No.9:D

I say switch the contents of the bottles. Find something else to fill the Amber Romance bottle. Something she is allergic to :rolleyes:. That'll teach her to mess with the male domain.

Alternatively use it all up on the sink plughole and say 'Oh sorry love I used it all... thought it was sink unblocker....'

Then start to run :roflmao

See I LOVE the Hoppe's idea, it would even look close in color :nj

Except my woman LOVE's the smell of Hoppe's she calls it the banana stuff, why I have no clue :D

I use shooters choice now but keep a bottle of number 9 around. Reminds me of my childhood visits to the range, dad was a cop so I shot after the PD finished.

Sadly, I have no den of manhood in the house. My wife of 16 years and 13 year old daughter have overrun most every room. So now and then my 7 year old son and I retreat to my garage, break out the torch and cut some steel, grind it smooth and then weld it back together. Sometimes you just have to do something manly, and nothing exudes testosterone like shaving with a straight razor, cutting steel with a flame, making lots of noise and sparks then fusing steel back together with electricity. (insert manly grunts here)

The only thing that could make a day like that better is finishing it with a medium-rare flame grilled venison backstrap.

Mmmmmmm......

I wish you luck

+1 on the Hoppe's #9 swap

Jim

Well if she really likes the scent of Hoppes that tell us two things... she has excellent taste and replacing her perfume with it isn't going to be the crushing blow it ought to be...

Oh, and Doc_Jim... wouldn't the double tap generally result in less work for the medic and more for graves registration? As the old axiom goes... "Two to the chest, one to the head; makes all the bad-guys acceptably dead."

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Listen, if your wife wants a little "Amber Romance," then I say, give it to her!

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:roflmao:roflmao:roflmao:roflmao

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Hoppe's 9 is the finest scent a man can wear

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Here i was thinking i was the only one....

Thanks you guys :tu

Greg Frazer

I'm with you guys on the Hoppes #9 but I still say there's nothing quite like the crisp fresh scent of Dykem Steel Blue layout fluid..... an all time favorite in the gunshop where I used to work. :D


Christian

Let me get this straight...she says..."She gives me that evil little grin and says "I was wondering when you where going to notice"
"Thats there for after you make me Uberlather for my legs"

And you are posting here???:eek:

Seems like you have another agenda you are ignoring!:nono: :nj :thinking:

RT

I never was much for the amber romance. Now the Lovespell flavor, holy crap. Err..

This is an abomination!!! It can't be allowed! Engine noises!!!:rolleyes:

I hate to take her side, but if she's using your lather for her shaving purposes, maybe it'd be better to either move it or rebottle it to look manly. I'm slowly working on mine to get her to let me make her some lather.

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Replace it with a bottle of Hoppe’s number 9 nitro solvent and put a bottle of gun oil on her side.:eek:

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See now, I would LIKE that!

We have separate bathrooms. I get the one with the dual sinks. One is my women's sink, one is my shaving sink!

Right now I have contractors outside working on finishing out the interior of a cabin I had built almost 2 years ago--it's going to be my office building, to get it out of the house. I'm really happy about that.

And I'll admit, as I stare age 50 down the barrel (June 30th, this year), that I'm starting to like it when he sleeps in the other room when he has to get up very early to go into work. That means I get to read my books late, late...with no nagging to turn off the light!

My wife hates the smell. If I want some time alone all I have to do is get out the cleaning box and she heads upstairs for the bedroom. Interesting, it has the same effect on my daughter but my son comes running, eager to lend a hand.

I am slowly reclaiming my little corner of the bathroom. It started with one razor sitting on the vanity, then a strop hanging from a towel rack, and then a second razor appeared. A few days later a third showed up and the Q-tip container moved to the other side of the sink. I will work in some soap and slowly, methodically reclaim my corner. I have a display case coming which will get a home on the bedroom wall, more razors, or rather blades that I am cutting some wood scales for (7 to be exact).

I think I understand the RAD now. Three weeks back in the saddle of the straight after a long hiatus and I have 10 razors. Nothing to fancy, yet…

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My wife hates the smell. If I want some time alone all I have to do is get out the cleaning box and she heads upstairs for the bedroom.

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:roflmao:roflmao:roflmao

Or maybe the smell turns her on SO MUCH that she just have to go straight upstairs to the bedroom to....

:roflmao:roflmao:roflmao

OK sorry.... but if you line them up like that someone had to say it....

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I'm with you guys on the Hoppes #9 but I still say there's nothing quite like the crisp fresh scent of Dykem Steel Blue layout fluid..... an all time favorite in the gunshop where I used to work. :D


Christian

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Ahh yes, two of the best kept scent secrets in the Man's world!!!

"Oh, was that your shelf?" Women really like to mark their territory. It's both funny and annoying how they will try to insinuate their things into every corner of your house (before you get married) and then fill every room in the communal home with all of their things before you get the first box of your stuff off the truck.

I get especially annoyed at how they take over the bathroom. Why would anyone need three different types of conditioner and two shampoos? And why do they all have to be in the shower at the same time? And then there's the bathroom counter. If you don't follow a policy of strict containment, the feminine menace will soon have you living out of your sock drawer.

In the battle for the bathroom, the best thing to do is take a grease pencil and mark the date on each product. If the crap hasn't moved in 4 weeks, sneak it into the drawer, If it sits in there for another four weeks, sneak it into the trash.

And the Hoppes is a good idea, but let me recommend Old Crow as a strong second choice.

You could fill it with some Doe-In-Heat estrus. That'll make her think about it again!

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You could fill it with some Doe-In-Heat estrus. That'll make her think about it again!

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Yuck, now that's just gross. If I did that, not only would mine put it on, she would rub up against me and be obnoxious.

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" Why would anyone need three different types of conditioner and two shampoos?

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just to play devil's advocate - why would anyone ever need more than one type of shaving cream and one aftershave? :D

Old Crow on freshly shaven skin would be a hell of a way to wake up in the morning.

[quote=phillyclaude;166173]just to play devil's advocate - why would anyone ever need more than one type of shaving cream and one aftershave? :D


OMG don't even joke about things like that..... Go, immediately wash thy mouth out with soap and never speak such blasphemy again!!!!! and Pray that the great and powerful gods of SHAVE don't strike thy edges dull !!!!:roflmao :roflmao :roflmao

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Old Crow on freshly shaven skin would be a hell of a way to wake up in the morning.

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It's for internal use only:nono:

I would put a styptic pencil where she keeps her tampons that would be good for the laugh of a lifetime..........:roflmao :roflmao :roflmao

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I would put a styptic pencil where she keeps her tampons that would be good for the laugh of a lifetime..........:roflmao :roflmao :roflmao

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...or the amputation of your manhood....