Thread: The fairer sex makes her move!!!!!!!

See how insidious the fairer sex can be, they can sneak across enemy lines and attack the last bastion of "maledom" in the house... The "Shave Den is the only place in the house that is truly mine, other than of course the shop, which of course is not part of the main house.....
The rest of the main house has her influence in every room, except one, the "Shave Den", now you see, how she has made her move.... very slight but still noticeable, She even kept with the program and stayed in line with height....
Women ya always have to be watching them



This is WAR!!!!!!!!! hehehehe The bastion of the "The Shave Den" shall not be breached.......

http://straightrazorpalace.com/showthread.php?t=15872

Amber Romance? C'mon now! She couldn't have thought you'd overlook that!

OOOoooooooooooo....

That one was not spontanious....she put thought into that.
She's a wiley one! Watch out for her!

One thing I have learned is that women can be more psycological then men when it comes to revenge. Tread lightly in those shark infested waters!

(I suggest you replace the contents with Bay Rum aftershave, and keep it there. Either she'll go to use it and be a little suprised, or will see you using it, and be a little confused. NOTE: Do not throw away the original contents! This may be needed when the joke is over, and the bottle returned).

Good luck, and keep us posted on this war of the roses!

C utz

Gotta be ever vigilant. Best of luck -

Listen, if your wife wants a little "Amber Romance," then I say, give it to her!

Originally Posted by gssixgun

This is WAR!!!!!!!!! hehehehe The bastion of the "The Shave Den" shall not be breached.......

So retaliate. My wife and I have separate bathrooms, both for convenience and also the sake of our marriage

Whenever she leaves lotion or something in my bathroom, I lovingly remind her that she needs to keep her stuff in her bathroom.


Last time I lovingly reminded her by dragging the lawnmower inside and leaving it in her bathroom... maybe she'll remember next time.

Dunno.
They all look sissy to me

Originally Posted by jockeys

Last time I lovingly reminded her by dragging the lawnmower inside and leaving it in her bathroom... maybe she'll remember next time.

Now that's a good one!!!

My wife and I have to share one bath and her stuff keeps creeping over the entire sink (kinda like Kudzu!). I gently push it back every couple of days- then, when it gets out of control I start removing things from her side and condensing it again. She NEVER notices! The trick is to make it routine- I routinely move her stuff back to the same size area. I've filled a drawer with the little lotions, creams, ... stuff.

Now, You wife may not fail to notice- but it's worth a try if you have to share a bath.

She defiantly did that on purpose- a well played move actually. Remember, it's like chess- you have to think several moves ahead- she definitely is.

So I tell her, when she comes downstairs, "Honey wanna see the funniest thing on the forum today???" "Sure she" says......Soooooo I take her hand and walk her back upstairs and point to her "stuff" in my Shave Den....
She gives me that evil little grin and says "I was wondering when you where going to notice"
"Thats there for after you make me Uberlather for my legs"
I shut up, and gave up at that time
I guess I'm lucky that she wants to be involved and she likes using real shaving lather.....

But I put it in the medicine cabinet as soon as she left!!!!! hehehe

lol
Amber Romance indeed, Sir.