Thread: The fairer sex makes her move!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by cannonfodder

My wife hates the smell. If I want some time alone all I have to do is get out the cleaning box and she heads upstairs for the bedroom.

Or maybe the smell turns her on SO MUCH that she just have to go straight upstairs to the bedroom to....



OK sorry.... but if you line them up like that someone had to say it....

Originally Posted by kaptain_zero

I'm with you guys on the Hoppes #9 but I still say there's nothing quite like the crisp fresh scent of Dykem Steel Blue layout fluid..... an all time favorite in the gunshop where I used to work.


Christian

Ahh yes, two of the best kept scent secrets in the Man's world!!!

"Oh, was that your shelf?" Women really like to mark their territory. It's both funny and annoying how they will try to insinuate their things into every corner of your house (before you get married) and then fill every room in the communal home with all of their things before you get the first box of your stuff off the truck.

I get especially annoyed at how they take over the bathroom. Why would anyone need three different types of conditioner and two shampoos? And why do they all have to be in the shower at the same time? And then there's the bathroom counter. If you don't follow a policy of strict containment, the feminine menace will soon have you living out of your sock drawer.

In the battle for the bathroom, the best thing to do is take a grease pencil and mark the date on each product. If the crap hasn't moved in 4 weeks, sneak it into the drawer, If it sits in there for another four weeks, sneak it into the trash.

And the Hoppes is a good idea, but let me recommend Old Crow as a strong second choice.

You could fill it with some Doe-In-Heat estrus. That'll make her think about it again!

Originally Posted by kasperitis

You could fill it with some Doe-In-Heat estrus. That'll make her think about it again!

Yuck, now that's just gross. If I did that, not only would mine put it on, she would rub up against me and be obnoxious.

Originally Posted by joesixpack

" Why would anyone need three different types of conditioner and two shampoos?

just to play devil's advocate - why would anyone ever need more than one type of shaving cream and one aftershave?

Old Crow on freshly shaven skin would be a hell of a way to wake up in the morning.

[quote=phillyclaude;166173]just to play devil's advocate - why would anyone ever need more than one type of shaving cream and one aftershave?


OMG don't even joke about things like that..... Go, immediately wash thy mouth out with soap and never speak such blasphemy again!!!!! and Pray that the great and powerful gods of SHAVE don't strike thy edges dull !!!!

Originally Posted by phillyclaude

Old Crow on freshly shaven skin would be a hell of a way to wake up in the morning.

It's for internal use only

I would put a styptic pencil where she keeps her tampons that would be good for the laugh of a lifetime..........

Originally Posted by jb-7960

I would put a styptic pencil where she keeps her tampons that would be good for the laugh of a lifetime..........

...or the amputation of your manhood....