Thread: The fairer sex makes her move!!!!!!!

Replace it with a bottle of Hoppe’s number 9 nitro solvent and put a bottle of gun oil on her side.

Maybe you should leave a little
"present" in her bathroom.

John

Next youll be buying you underwear at Victoria's Secret(they never let up)their mama's told them they'd never be able to change us,but they keep on trying.Good luck on reclaiming your lost territory.Best regards gary

Originally Posted by cannonfodder

Replace it with a bottle of Hoppe’s number 9 nitro solvent and put a bottle of gun oil on her side.

Hoppe's 9 is the finest scent a man can wear. I will admit to having worn it as cologne a few times in college when funds were low.

Originally Posted by kerryman71

Maybe you should leave a little
"present" in her bathroom.

John

I don't think thats a scent anyone is looking for.

Originally Posted by jockeys

Hoppe's 9 is the finest scent a man can wear. I will admit to having worn it as cologne a few times in college when funds were low.

Whew! I was worried that I was the only one who had a love affair with the smell of Hoppes No.9

I say switch the contents of the bottles. Find something else to fill the Amber Romance bottle. Something she is allergic to . That'll teach her to mess with the male domain.

Alternatively use it all up on the sink plughole and say 'Oh sorry love I used it all... thought it was sink unblocker....'

Then start to run

See I LOVE the Hoppe's idea, it would even look close in color

Except my woman LOVE's the smell of Hoppe's she calls it the banana stuff, why I have no clue

I use shooters choice now but keep a bottle of number 9 around. Reminds me of my childhood visits to the range, dad was a cop so I shot after the PD finished.

Sadly, I have no den of manhood in the house. My wife of 16 years and 13 year old daughter have overrun most every room. So now and then my 7 year old son and I retreat to my garage, break out the torch and cut some steel, grind it smooth and then weld it back together. Sometimes you just have to do something manly, and nothing exudes testosterone like shaving with a straight razor, cutting steel with a flame, making lots of noise and sparks then fusing steel back together with electricity. (insert manly grunts here)

The only thing that could make a day like that better is finishing it with a medium-rare flame grilled venison backstrap.

Mmmmmmm......