Thread: The fairer sex makes her move!!!!!!!

I am actually trying the reverse of this. She has taken over the whole bathroom, actually two of them. I am slowly but surely taking over half of one. She moves my stuff, but I just put it back. We haven't discussed what is going on yet. When we do I'll tell her I'm taking back the bathroom for all of mankind's sake.

Originally Posted by Stilley30

I am actually trying the reverse of this. She has taken over the whole bathroom, actually two of them. I am slowly but surely taking over half of one. She moves my stuff, but I just put it back. We haven't discussed what is going on yet. When we do I'll tell her I'm taking back the bathroom for all of mankind's sake.

Take a black bin bag, put EVERYTHING of hers from one bathroom in it, dump the bag in the sink of the other bathroom.

Job done.

Originally Posted by sidneykidney

Take a black bin bag, put EVERYTHING of hers from one bathroom in it, dump the bag in the sink of the other bathroom.

Job done.

The final step should actually be "Move out." because that'll be the only option at that point.

You need to learn how to play their games...
As men we have a huge advantage in the fact that our outdoor plumbing allows us to pee half way up the wall in the middle of the night...
If this is too extreme, just sprinkle water on the toilet seat when she isn't looking. occasionally change things up by leaving the seat up (or removing it all together)...

Wait till she complains, and then you offer to let her have a bathroom all to herself... When she agrees, you can move all of your stuff into one, and hers into the other. Do it nicely, and then invest in a set of those boy and girl bathroom signs. Problem solved.

Man you married guys are the worst....how many years into marriage do you just give up? Just be like shut up, i live here too!

Originally Posted by Stilley30

I am actually trying the reverse of this. She has taken over the whole bathroom, actually two of them. I am slowly but surely taking over half of one. She moves my stuff, but I just put it back. We haven't discussed what is going on yet. When we do I'll tell her I'm taking back the bathroom for all of mankind's sake.

Good luck with that. If you tell her what you're doing, she'll probably let you, but then in a few months she will begin a few cross border incursions just to test you, and then a blitz of hair-care products, make-up, and various moisturizers. You'll find yourself trapped back in your sock drawer quicker than you can say "armistance". You gotta' hold that beach head, brother.

I'll never go back to the sock drawer again. That's why I keep a pistol in there with a couple of magazines and a cyanide capsule, for that last stand.

Originally Posted by phillyclaude

Man you married guys are the worst....how many years into marriage do you just give up? Just be like shut up, i live here too!

That's what I do. My wife can discuss things just fine with me.

Originally Posted by phillyclaude

Man you married guys are the worst....how many years into marriage do you just give up? Just be like shut up, i live here too!

Originally Posted by LX_Emergency

That's what I do. My wife can discuss things just fine with me.

Yes I talk to my wife too. Oddly however in our 'disagreements' I always end up being in the wrong

Originally Posted by joesixpack

You'll find yourself trapped back in your sock drawer quicker than you can say "armistance".

This made me laugh. We have a 4-drawer chest of drawers and sizable space in the area under our bed (which is hollowed out for storage) plus a wardrobe.

Guess how much I see of it? I get one of the four drawers and half of the space under the bed. None of the wardrobe. Strange how her maths is conveniently poor when it comes to putting away her clothes shopping...

Sorry for the

I don't actually think anything having to do with the Fair Sex is off topic on this thread.... This thread was posted as a joke and I hope it stays in that context....
When you really think about how things work with our significant others it really is kinda funny how they change things.... I just love the statement
"Well this was "your" old stuff and I thought "our" new stuff would look better here"
Isn't it funny how "our" stuff is always purchased by her??????

If a man speaks in the woods and his wife is not around, is he still wrong?