Thread: Adventures is shaving- How NOT to shave

Man O Man I was having a seriously rough day at work and as I sat and read through your posts I couldnt help but chuckle, I imagined every detail of the story in my head. Those were great! I needed something to brighten my day, Thank you. I am a Straight newbie so now I have some things to make sure I NEVER do.

Billy

Sorry to read of your albeit rather amusing mis-adventures, but hey are something to watch out for.

Chief

Originally Posted by sidneykidney

I dont know what i'm going to say when asked to explain it....

If I don't want to explain about straight shaving, etc, I explain any cuts as "I got scratched walking under a tree". Nobody's ever questioned it.

Originally Posted by trewornan

If I don't want to explain about straight shaving, etc, I explain any cuts as "I got scratched walking under a tree". Nobody's ever questioned it.

We are *all* fresh meat in the monkey knife fight

Originally Posted by sidneykidney

They dont John, mercifully!

Then the crimson line came accross my nose. I now have to go to work sporting the strangest mark and I dont know what i'm going to say when asked to explain it....

Just say, "you should see the other guy."

Poona: I dont have a set number of strokes. Usually its just 50 laps of the stop but today was just a case of doing it until I was ready. I was kinda in a rush so i'd guesstimate I did 20 laps.

Huskysibe: If all these these stories make people chuckle then I'd see that as a silver lining to my scarred cloud

Navy Chief: They are funny in retrospect, yes

Originally Posted by trewornan

If I don't want to explain about straight shaving, etc, I explain any cuts as "I got scratched walking under a tree". Nobody's ever questioned it.

trewoman: I got a GREAT answer today- "It was the cat that scrathed me"

paulo: amen to that!