Not sure where to post this but here is as good as any. Mods if you want to move it please feel free to do so.

Tonight my wife and I were driving into Tucson, I was the third car in line. All of a sudden the lead car swerves to the right, the car in front of me hits the brakes to which I replied by quickly doing as well. Before I can even finish thinking " what are these idiots doing now" a BADGER, yes a real live one runs across the road.
Luckily we all miss him, I looked at my wife and said "hey there goes a new brush, on all fours" would ya know she looks at me and says "well it is pure badger..." Pure heck, that was Pure, Best, Super, and Silvertip all in one and on the lamb. He was big and waddled across the road. Since I drive a little 3 cyl Geo Metro she figured that if I went after him, he would have torn the car to pieces just to show me who was boss and then started on me. I only wanted a "little" bit of hair.
Of course I thought about just grabbing his tail whipping up some lather and shaving right there on the side of the road. Then I thought about what it would be like to hold an upset badger in my hand.... not a pretty picture.
We figured that it could be a new type of automatic razor and lather maker. If you take his tail and swish it through some soap you could use his mouth as a lather bowl, I'm sure it would be open. It might even keep it hot. His claws would probably be the equivalent of a nice wedge and I'm sure they would be sharp enough. With all the thrashing around it should be like holding one of those battery powered M3's. Of course with the "nicks" you would most likely encounter, you might bleed to death. Any one want to try?

Well unfortuneately I dont have a bunch of new brushes but it was pretty cool seeing him. Too bad the camera was at home
Welcome to the neighborhood Mr. Badger

Bob