Smart-Ass answers

MAN are you crazy, why do you use a straight razor?


It works for your mother!";"

Being an honest to goodness self=made smart ass. Number 9 is something I'd say. Gotta love it.

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Another option would be to eschew being a dick and take the opportunity
to extol some of the many fine virtues of the straight razor... ;)

- Scott

I prefer my razors like my sexuality..

Better, cheaper, cooler... what's not to love?

Why are you using a straight razor?

A: Here, take this towel, have a seat, I'll show you why.

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Originally Posted by sebell

Another option would be to eschew being a dick and take the opportunity
to extol some of the many fine virtues of the straight razor... ;)

- Scott

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Sorry, the very title of this thread is "Smart-ass answers." Though your answer is probably the best one, the smart-assed answers are funnier, and that's what this thread is all about.

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Originally Posted by joesixpack

Sorry, the very title of this thread is "Smart-ass answers." Though your answer is probably the best one, the smart-assed answers are funnier, and that's what this thread is all about.

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I like it when people get serious about funny :)

(exerpt from an actual conversation i had with my brother.)

A straight razor is a man's razor, designed by men for men, and pounded out by a man with a hammer...
Your razor is made by a machine, It's 2 strips of foil stuffed in plastic, and regardless of what they say there is no difference between the blue ones and the pink ones.

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Originally Posted by Mike_ratliff

... and regardless of what they say there is no difference between the blue ones and the pink ones.

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:D Nice one!

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Originally Posted by sicboater

9. Actually, I've never done this before. It's pretty easy, you should try it!

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Better! :roflmao